So there's this new thing called facebook. Believe me, it's awesome, and not in the way you think. Facebook's real merit is its storytelling; it's knack for propelling status declarations into a world of creative retelling. I've taken only partial pains to obscure the characters of fb's latest storyline: That is the gamble you take when you spill your soul in fewer than 130 characters. It's a truth universally acknowledged.