I made a crown of thorns for church this Friday, not for my church,
but for a church that needed a crown of thorns. Someone once made that
first crown of thorns. Also for a Friday. What kind of bizarre task was that?
Sad, but more than that, strange. That first one was a joke. A thorny joke
that bleeded the first fingers and pricked his/her clothes. April fool's joke?

Yeah, like

KING get it? it's a crown because it's for a KING! joke.

And like

Yeah, but still it bleeds my fingers and pricks my clothes joke.