"can you tell me if you sell WHISKS?"
(whisking motion)

I cannot help myself from acting out whatever I want when I'm in a grocery store. Or any store. Especially Home Depot. And don't we all all enter into this theatricality of desperation ?→

flour:    stirring motion
mop:   mopping motion
broccoli:   wiggle fingers tentatively
marshmallows:   indicate size with thumb and pointer finger
eggs:  indicate size of an egg carton
shampoo:   point to head
windex:  imaginary trigger squeezing/scrubbing
roofing materials:  the "A" from YMCA


"can you tell me how to get…you know…HOOOOME?"