how about there are Two Ways To Take The Lord's Name In Vain

There's the one where the meaning is removed from where it belongs ("Oh My God") but there's also one where meaning is avowed and injected into where it may not belong. "I'm really seeking the Lord in this" and "This is DEFINITELY the Lord" are really bold claims. Who can trust themselves to voice these things? It's just the most dynamite thing you could make your mouth say.

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