If we've talked within the past two weeks you can stop reading now—I've probably briefed you on this story four times already.

I was at Target to buy the usual: AA batteries, bizarre Market Pantry® cereal, a shirt so budget I won't even bother trying on first, sponges. While nudging my way through the store's Bed + Bath province, I had the idea to get another bathroom carpet. And, what! They have a whole section of different colors, different textures, all The Perfect Size for our bathroom.

But it turns out that I was looking at the toilet seat lid covers.

The purpose of this is either to explain how teensy our bathroom is or to trickily fill your mind's nose with the smell of Target. You caught the wafts, right? Market Pantry® H-VAC filters, Market Pantry® febreeze, and plastic hangers.