At one point this week I was in Walgreens and the man next to me made a loud POP noise. Evidently he was trying to hide several bags of potato chips under his very nice clothes but they got squashed. Within seconds the police were whisking him into the back of a truck. It sounds way funny now, but at the time it was only sad and sorry. I can still picture his clothes perfectly. He had on a camel-colored, long wool coat. Not the kind of coat you would want to wear while stealing potato chips, or even eating potato chips.